How to Cancel Your TV Cable Subscription

"Hello, this is Tyrant Censors, Incorporated (TM)." (aka Total Control, Incorporated (TM))
"Yes, I'd like to cancel my cable television subscription please."
"So you're moving out, then?"
"No, I just need to downsize my corporate subsidies a bit."
"I'm sorry?"
"Oh, it's just that I wasn't extracting much real value from this this particular corporation, so to remain competitive I'm afraid that I'm forced to let it go."
"Are you sure? What will you do when there's a big earthquake and you want to watch CNN?" (actual quote ...)

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