Names for Bands

Anyone starting a band is officially allowed to use any of the following names.

(If you use one of these names, please drop me a note at ken.cheetham@comcast.net so I can mark it as taken.)

Crufty Lint
The Corporate Ostriches
Name Brand Products
Dress Code     (This one has now been taken! Please select another.)
Out of Line     (This one has now been taken! Please select another.)
In Control     (This one has now been taken! Please select another.)
The Moist Aliens
See What Happens
Chunks of Gray     (This one has now been taken! Please select another.)
The Dangling Uvulas
The Marauding Hordes
Tedious Bullshit     (This one has now been taken! Please select another.)
The Comforting Delusions
Feet Soup
The Kamikaze Kapitalists     (This one has now been taken! Please select another.)
The Final Twitches
The Huge Swaths
The Little Pink Fuckles
The Inside of a Cow Band (friend of mine thought up this one)
The White House Goons
Here We Go     (This one has now been taken! Please select another.)
Sadonecrocopraphagilagnia
Good Until Tomorrow     (This one has now been taken! Please select another.)
In The Way
Shriveled Specks of Nothingness     (This one has now been taken! Please select another.)
The Cuff Links
Christ's Breasts
The Satisfying Chord Progressions
Neck and Neck
The List of All Non-Existing Things
Rectal Neighbor
Taken Aback
That Band with the Really Stupid Name
Still Not Dead Yet     (This one has now been taken! Please select another.)
Squeaky Clean
Unstated Premise     (This one has now been taken! Please select another.)
Nobody (Think of the bar ads.)
The Itchy Dried-Up Boogers
On the Next Page
The Thick Putrid Phlegm (please don't everyone jump on this one at once)
One Fell Swoop     (This one has now been taken! Please select another.)
The Fossil Fuel Moment
Not Supposed to Happen
The Nearly Infinite     (This one has now been taken! Please select another.)
Fun to Squish
The Godmakers *     (This one has now been taken! Please select another.)

* an allusion to the axiom "Where there is a watch, can there fail to be a watchmaker?"

See also my Names for Peak Oil Organizations.


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